We didn’t know how to express our joy on hearing this development by Samuel Newton who is a direct descendent from Isaac Newton’s family. Teleporting has finally become a reality And unlike most other inventories, this device called the Exit Machine has not required to go through hundreds of drafts as the third draft itself has been finalized with no detected flaws The first test of Exit Machine’s final version had the team of scientists head by Samuel Newton transport a moose   . to Jupiter and it has been an absolute success with the pictures we received of the moose happily wandering on the surface of Jupiter with its supply of food and a camera at its head. The moose was put in the ‘In’ box of the Exit Machine in a shed near Area 51 and it was switched on and inside seconds it appeared on the fifth planet from the sun. The ‘Outbox’ on Jupiter was desptached three months prior to this development with DHL’s latest

cargo plan that has made it possible to send items to three planets. Since this ncident, Mr. Newton has gone absconding and has reportedly left for the woods to find his spiritual side because he believes he has achieved everything he could as a human. He has also said in his last press conference post the success of the Exit Machine that it should be thoroughly destroyed and ensured that it is not misused in the future . A team of scientists were sent to carry out this task * and though they destroyed it convincingly it was hard to console them after the event. “We have lost the 8th wonder of the world”, said Franklin Tommy, a close friend of Samuel and owner of the transported moose. We are the first to officially report this as it has been a covert operation and we have had our hands in making this possible. This operation was undertaken on April 1 but I’m sure you will agree as much that it is true